hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
EVERY FUCKING TIME
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
PEE DOES NOT COME OUT OF THE VAGINA IT COMES OUT OF A COMPLETELY SEPARATE HOLE I CANNOT BELIEVE THERE ARE ACTUAL ADULTS WHO STILL THINK PEE COMES OUT OF THE VAGINA
A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME