white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
fell off of my bed with laughter
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
this post is perfect from start to finish
Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Is it just me or did tumblr just changed the number of the asks from red
to fucking blood orange